Exhibit A:
At my workplace, the Health and Safety team recently installed bright yellow signs in our bathroom. The signs are placed just above the hot taps at the sinks, and read: “Warning: HOT WATER”.
Exhibit B:
I was checking out the latest in the Australian job market, and may have just found the most bullshit-laden sentence ever to appear in a job ad:
“Our value commitment to our clients and candidates is high level supportive engagement.”
(The bullshit-artist responsible works for recruitment company Q4 Executive Search. Check their “about us” spiel because in fact it is a masterpiece of corporate nonsense-speak and ludicrous stock photography.)
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