Monthly Archives May 2007

Old Toad Takes A Walk

Around five in the morning Old Toad was woken by birds. Pretty, noisy little fuckers. Their idiotic twittering spoke eloquently of earthly innocence… but also gullibility, our sleepwalking into total destruction, our ignorant and ignoble descent. The descent of man, thought Old Toad, and crammed his hand anxiously between his legs. He drifted back into […]

President Camembert

I have just come back from a fascinating weekend in Paris. It was no accident that I was there on this particular weekend: in fact, I was on a vital mission as a member of an electoral monitoring team.
What I can reveal about my findings is… that there were severe irregularities in this presidential election!
As […]

My Reality

Readers All,
Total Cardboard Publishing’s latest release is here: My Reality, a part-memoir, part-philosophical and historical tract, by an unknown Melbourne writer, Fosco Antonio.
Fosco came to Australia from Italy as a child, back in the 1950s. His book reflects on mutations of Australian culture since that time, on the experience of having Catholic roots in […]