Monthly Archives December 2006

US Signs Nuclear Proliferation Agreement

“Now leave a space, then write B - U - S - H.
Well done Mr President.”

Fluid Crowds

Do the laws of fluid mechanics apply to crowds of people?

The Dirty Grey Blanket

In the last couple of weeks, London has become especially horrible. It is now dark from 3:30 in the afternoon, until 8:30 in the morning; and even those seven hours of “daylight” are nothing more than a damp grey twilight.
Intermittent drizzle, cold winds, electric lights still on in the middle of the day.
The streets are […]

HEADLINES FROM THE WORLD’S NEWS

DOG STOLEN AT GUNPOINT ● ‘I WOKE UP A CHANGED MAN’ ● AMERICA’S LATEST ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS — VAMPIRES ● SAVE US FROM THE RAVENOUS SEAGULLS ● MICHAEL JACKSON WANTS TO LIVE WITH LEPRECHAUNS ● COUPLE HAVE A CURRY, THEN A BABY ● WHAT CAR WOULD JESUS DRIVE? ● TOOTHPASTE CANCER ALERT ● MY NAUGHTY NIGHTS […]